Not much to say

Phil: I didn't watch quali as we can't get digital TV at home, and neither have we yet been connected to the internet (for technical reasons - let's just say Virgin are even slower than their cars would lead you to believe) so I'm currently blogging in a private corner in the library, behind the Mills and Boon naff romantic novels. So I have only just learned that it's an all Red Bull front row with Vettel on pole, but I can't say I'm surprised. In my view Vettel is showing far and away the most potential of any driver in the field, thus far this season. The question on everyone's lips is whether Adrian Newey's car can prove as consistently reliable as it is consistently fast. Speaking of the car, not only does Vettel use the word 'baby' too much, he also gives his cars retro soft porn names: this year's apparently is 'Luscious Liz'.

Further down the grid, Rosberg in fourth has once again outqualified his illustrious teammate. When Schumacher says that his comeback is going according to plan, it really rather depends what the plan is. If it's to drive some more grands prix and have a nice time, then he's probably right. Kimi Raikkonen would probably say his debut WRC season is also going to plan, although I've no idea how he is actually getting on (there are, however, certainly more opportunities for unscheduled comfort breaks in rallying). But back to Schumi. If, as he also contends, he is still in the running for the title, being tenth in the world championship standings and ninth on the grid in China, then I for one would dispute that. His comeback is still going better than Nigel Mansell's, who had a tenth and a DNF after the third race in 1995 (Schumi has a sixth, a tenth and a DNF), but that's hardly a benchmark. I would also agree with my co-blogger that the Mercedes isn't a championship-winning car - it's certainly no better than the fourth best car on the grid.

If anyone's bothered, a visit to Wikipedia reveals that Raikkonen was eighth in the Jordan Rally two weeks ago, which gives him four points in the drivers' championship. The WRC looks every bit as predictable as F1 was in Schumi's heyday, with Sébastien Loeb still thrashing the pants off everyone.

It could be a year for champions called Sebastian. And for Luscious Liz.