Thursday 17 March 2011

BOLLOCKS OR NOT?!

Justin: A tip of the hat to my colleague for his bollocks blog the other day. Following from this, I can confirm his claims that the F1 "news" is currently all bollocks, and then some!

The new Mclaren has been found to be the most unreliable car of those testing thus far. If you've been keeping up with testing this is nothing new and thus a load of BOLLOCKS. Good luck Lewis and Jenson as your car is a load of BOLLOCKS too.

Bernie wants the weakest teams eliminated from the sport by 2013, so we have just 10 teams on the grid. Essentially he wants more money for himself and healthier teams on the grid that are able to give him a load of cash, as opposed to Hispania, who are shit. Tell us something we don't know....news team....Bernie is a greedy fuck. Therefore this news is A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS.

Bernie is also reportedly "happy to assist" German investigations into the sale of F1 5 years ago. No...shit...sherlock. A German Banker was arrested in January over the sale. This is a load of BOLLOCKS. Bernie will obviously assist them so they don't find all his dodgy dealings.

The future of the Australian Grand Prix beyond 2015 could depend on whether Ecclestone is prepared to deal with a feistier Victoria State government. Minister Louise Asher has said "we're not going to be bunnies in contractual negotiations". This is a load of bollocks...as he will clearly fuck off and deal with someone who wants to give him more money.

Bernie has also stated that TV stations worldwide will walk away if eco-friendly engines are adopted in F1. This too is a load of BOLLOCKS! Is there anything other than Bernie protecting his cash?????!!!!

The 27th of March at 7am.....this is not Bollocks at all.




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