I thought of that blog title, perhaps somewhat smugly, as soon as the first corner carnage unfolded. Turns out, great minds think alike - check out poor Charles LeClerc on Twitter...
I cannot recall such an action packed, exciting race in recent memory. Wow.
First corner carnage changes the race
They really did topple like pins from a bowling game, cannoning off into each other.
Bottas made a poor start, and was overtaken by Norris and Perez. To be fair, it was the first wet running all weekend, so some errors were bound to happen somewhere. Bottas misjudged the braking and nerfed into Norris, who in turn was a passenger and spun into Verstappen. Bottas continued sliding and took out Perez. They all went off at the outside of the hairpin corner. Then a charging Stroll mounted the inside grass and clattered into LeClerc, who then in turn hit Ricciardo a little further around the corner. Utter carnage. Pieces of F1 car strewn everywhere and anyone who stayed to the inside probably did better than those going around the outside of the carnage. Ocon and Vettel nipped through from eighth and tenth to go second and third behind Hamilton! Sainz came from 15th to...4th was it? Amazing. And also shows just how many cars were retired or knocked to the back. Alonso sort of got stuck a bit on the exit, having had to slow right down as he went more to the outside to try and avoid the spinning cars. The race was stopped due to just how much wreckage there was on track.
Weirdest restart in F1 history?
Coming round to the grid for the restart, everyone but Hamilton elected to change from wets to slicks and to start from the pitlane. This left Hamilton to take the grid alone. What the actual smeg was that? You'd have to rub your eyes a few times to believe it. It turned out later that Mercedes thought it was going to rain again. The Channel 4 pundits thought it might have been to do with well, if he pits with everyone else, there are no guarantees he comes out first. Witness George Russell making massive pitstop gains to emerge second I think?
Ocon vs Vettel
For most of the race, Vettel was closely tracking Ocon, never more than 1.5 seconds adrift. He made a couple of notable moves, the biggest was when Ocon was lapping a McLaren down the start finish straight. All in all, Ocon took full advantage and drove an absolutely flawless race in the lead with a four time champion breathing down his neck for 68 laps. Amazing. Thoroughly well deserved win!
You can look at a full race analysis here, courtesy of BBC and Andrew Benson. I'm gonna delve into the juiciest bits.
Hamilton vs Verstappen
The last 2 races have been a disaster for Verstappen, of fairly epic proportions. He was 32 points ahead before Silverstone. He is now 8 behind. That's a 40 point swing to Hamilton. Ok, for Hungary there was absolutely no blame on Verstappen as he was clattered into by Norris, a mere passenger himself. His car was severely damaged and he laboured near the back of the race for the majority of laps, but he did scrape a point near the end. How valuable could that be at the end of the year?
Hamilton vs Alonso
Hamilton had so much speed during the race and would unquestionably have caught Ocon for the win (after being slap bang last after the first lap of the restart, having pitted for slicks) if it hadn't been for the dogged brilliance of Alonso in a battle for 4th. He held Hamilton off for ten laps, which prevented Hamilton catching Ocon - you could see he was under a second from Vettel at the end!
It was just two supreme racers at their total best. Alonso celebrated his 40th birthday in style with a defiant, classy drive to 4th (well, 5th, but Vettel was later DQ'd due to fuel irregularities).
Other epic stuff...
The Williams boys drove brilliantly to both get Williams' first points of the year. Latiffi was in third at one point, Russell in second at one point too (I think? I lost track to be honest with so much going on!).
Sainz again drove a pretty stellar race, finishing 4th with Alonso breathing down his neck. Though obviously this was later third due to Vettel's DQ.
I think we all need a little break just to calm the hell down after this one. Just, wow. Nothing I can really say will describe just how much fun, excitement and proper wheel to wheel racing this one had.
The title race is evenly poised as we go to Spa.
And breathe.
